Want to commemorate the big short squeeze of 2021? Well here it is my fellow retail investing warrior. You did it, you rendered Melvin insolvent. You took down a hedge fund, now you should take a trip down your block in style as you think of all those GME tenders baking in the oven. Want a Tesla? sure, actually you want 10? why not? Want to walk into your dead end job, put you dick on the table and stick it to your cuck of a boss? Of course you do. Better yet go into their office bottomless wearing nothing but this GME shirt and drop those nuts on the table. LFG.

• 100% cotton - Champion T-Shirt
• Oxford Grey Heather is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• 1" (2.5 cm) bound ribbed crew neck
• Deep armholes for ease and mobility
• Double-needle stitching on sleeves and bottom hem
• Champion “C” logo patch on the left sleeve

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Drink your coffee or tea in style while you channel Chamath's sizelord energy. This is the tweet that kept the GME squeeze rolling.

• Ceramic
• Dishwasher and microwave safe
• White and glossy

Party like it's 2007 and you are trading mortgage securities like baseball cards. Greed and negligence took this big bear down. Now you can revive the spirit of the bear with this with this Bear Stearns dad hat.

• 100% chino cotton twill
• Unstructured, 6-panel, low-profile
• 3 ⅛” crown
• Adjustable strap with antique buckle
• Head circumference: 20 ½” - 21 ⅝”