Want to commemorate the big short squeeze of 2021? Well here it is my fellow retail investing warrior. You did it, you rendered Melvin insolvent. You took down a hedge fund, now you should take a trip down your block in style as you think of all those GME tenders baking in the oven. Want a Tesla? sure, actually you want 10? why not? Want to walk into your dead end job, put you dick on the table and stick it to your cuck of a boss? Of course you do. Better yet go into their office bottomless wearing nothing but this GME shirt and drop those nuts on the table. LFG.
• 100% cotton - Champion T-Shirt
• Oxford Grey Heather is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• 1" (2.5 cm) bound ribbed crew neck
• Deep armholes for ease and mobility
• Double-needle stitching on sleeves and bottom hem
• Champion “C” logo patch on the left sleeve
Party like it's 2007 and you are trading mortgage securities like baseball cards. Greed and negligence took this big bear down. Now you can revive the spirit of the bear with this with this Bear Stearns dad hat.
Salomon Brothers fixed income trading were the best desks on Wall Street. These guys all fucked and they all made sure they knew what the LIBOR was at the start of every trading day. Arbitrage, junk bonds, corporate bonds, government bonds, mortgage back securities, you name it, they did it.
Relive one of the biggest scandals on Wall Street with this classic Enron piece. These guys did everything from fake holdings, to spinning up SPVs to conceal toxic assets and debt. Let the shredding begin. Endless possibilities ahead.